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Mj and THE MOST Ridiculous Interview E.V.E.R

Went over the my darling's hse for mj yesterdae. It feels like its been donkey years since we last mj together. Ever since we decided we were going to play mj, my hands have been itching like crazzzzy. I was literally counting down to yesterday. I told Albert i was going to win ALL HIS MONEY and boy was i PREPARED to win.

As we all know, people tend to associate red with luck (though i dun see WHY), so.. with the aim of winning, i chiong-ed and went ALL OUT to dress myself in red. I wore red bra, red panties, red top, red slippers, red wallet. I wanted to wear my red adidas watch but it was a little bit TOO MUCH. ahaha.. Turns out.. Covering yourself in red does not give you good luck. Pui.

Vernon's luck was SOARING dat night. I tink he diao zhng almost 5-6 times lor! And boon was REALLY REALLY suay.. she kept 'feeding' him. Feed until he HU. pui pui pui. Worse he still can limit 5 tai! ARGh~ For the first 2 rounds, Vernon kept winning, the rest of us kept losing. There came a point of time where i tink i had onli 2 dollars in the chip drawer. *puke* Things onli began to change SLIGHTLY when we were at 'Xi'. I zi mo penghu qing yi se! BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Dats when i recoup my losses.

By then Albert's and Boon's face already starting to green. There were so many zi mo-s yesterdae night. We all zi mo like nobody's business. Den there was one particular round where i ting pai. Den vernon was throwing all the cards dat i DUN WAN. So i ask him to throw nice card for me to win. Den dat bugger said, '我是不会给你搭 cab 回的' Den i tot.. whao.. so nice ah.. wan to fetch me home. DEN DAT BUGGER REPLIED. 'No.. 我要你走路回' THAT PERSON CAN BE MORE EVIL LAH!!!! ASk me to walk home!! PUI PUI PUI! But it turns out i still won a bit. Needless to say Vernon was the BIG winner. Boon and Albert lost.. I won a little bit (money for supper). hahaha. By the time i reached home from mj and supper, it was 3 plus in the morning. I was super low coz i had an interview today at 12pm and i wasn't prepared at all.

Which brings me to... my interview today. It was THE MOST RIDICULOUS INTERVIEW I HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. I'd rather spend the time SHITTING. I'm not going to say which company it was coz i dun wan to get sued. Why the interview was ridiculous?

First of all, the interview was conducted in MANDARIN. WAD THE FUCK!! WHO THE HELL CONDUCTS INTERVIEW IN MANDARIN! How the fuck do you describe your work experience in mandarin? How do u sae u assisted the marcom manager in her marcom duties in mandarin? Better yet, how do u sae MARCOM in mandarin??!

And she complained that i was TOO YOUNG. Not just young. TOO young. Hello! I'm 23.. WHICH PART OF ME IS TOO YOUNG?! U're hiring Marketing Executives.. Who were u expecting? A 50 year old grandma?! And then she goes on to mumble that i "没什么经验" (got to say it in a roll tongue way).. And then "好年轻..太年轻了".. I simply sat there and tried my HARDEST not to roll my eyes until my eyeballs fall out. And then she turned to me, frowned, and asks me in a VERY serious tone, "你没什么坏习惯吧?". So i asked her wad she meant. And she said, "例如吸烟喝酒的..不好.咱们搞教育的，不能损坏形象" Someone just shoot me. By then i was in such a state of shock and disbelief (is there such a word?) that i just shake my head.

Den she said again, to herself, "23岁.. Hmm..没什么经验" This time round, i couldn't control myself any longer so i said "对.我没有经验" Den she nod her head and said it was ok. They will call me back next week to arrange for 2nd interview coz she's going back to Janpan (FYI, she's not from china, she's from Japan) tmr. Whole interview lasted not more than 5 mins. It was a COMPLETE waste of time.

Btw, this is the 8th sales position offer i've had. 2 more and i'd have officially hit my 10th. No one is more suay than me. PUI.

KaoBei-ed @
10:23 PM

Monday, July 14, 2008

No Inspirations

I think i've lost the ability to blog.. I have been wanting to blog for the longest time but i can't seem to be able to find the inspiration. When i'm in the mood to blog, i have no inspirations. When i have things to blog about.. I become lazy. But.. seeing Boon tag me TWICE on my tagboard means that its really time to blog.

Since there's nothing special to blog about, nothing funny, nothing interesting.. i thought i'll just blog a little about my little visit to the Peranakan Museum few days back. The admission fee is SUPER CHEAP! Bring ur student card along, and admission is onli $3! 3 bucks! Goes to show how much the other museums overcharge us. Pui.

The Peranakan Museum used to be the old Asian Civilisation Museum. Museums are fun to visit! I love visiting them. I tink museums should be free of charge! Den i can go every week. ahaha.. Yah.. I'm dat free. Anyway.. The Peranakan Museum is VERY VERY pretty.. Almost everything is pink in colour.. And everything is so colourful and happie. (ok.. except the death part)

See what i mean.. Happie colours..

Guess wad! We found Dick Lee!! Ahmah's true love.. Just look at how happie she is..Though i have NO idea why she's so in love with Mr Lee.. i guess i can onli give her my blessings.. anything for you ahmah~ *thumps heart*

If you ask me.. The onli thing dat interest me about Mr Lee.. is his name. *evil grinz*

A typical dining room of an olden Peranakan family

Everything is PINK PINK PINK!

And there's ahmah with her long lost 'sibling'

Colourful erm... pots?

And then ahmah showed me something which i find VERY disturbing.. Its this set of utensils..

Dun be deceived by their 'ordinary' looks..

The tip of the 'chopsticks' is detachable.. and to my absolute HORROR, after detaching the tip from the chopsticks, u can use dat 'THING' to DIG YOUR EARS. This has got to be the GROSSEST invention.. EVER.

Its like you're in the middle of a wonderful and romantic dinner, den all of a sudden, ur ear itch. Hey! FRET NOT! Simply detach the top part of ur chopsticks.. and Voila! You have ur 'dig ear thing' or wadever u call it! *roll eyes until i see my brain*

Yucks. Enough of the disgusting 'chopsticks cum eat digging thing' crap..

And then we went to the Wedding gallery.. To me, Weddings are meant to be lovely, happie, and heartwarming.. But what i saw din give me those feelings.. instead, i was feeling eerie half the time. Ahmah din even dare to take pictures.. hahaha..

See wad i mean!!!! The groom looks more like a VAMPIRE. U noe those vampires u see on TV when u were young? Does 'Jiang Shi Dao Zhang' ring a bell???

I look like i'm standing in the middle of a G wedding.. And the 'atmosphere' of the room certainly din help... I thought the Death part of the museum was LESS scary than this part..

Ahmah and a humongous Urn.. ahmah sae 'whole family' can stay inside together.. AHAHAHA...

The funeral of Mr.. I can't remember his name.. I onli noe he was from a loooong looong looong time ago.. Peace man. The coffin was HUGE. Din managed to get a picture of the coffin coz... i din dare to. hahahaha

However scary the funeral part may have been, i still think that the wedding one was creepier. The funeral was onli scary coz there was this crying sound coming from the walls and it was very dark in this particular part of the museum.

And then we went on to see the little little things that the Peranakans treasure..

The fone is so cute!

Interesting people use interesting fones..

Boring people use boring fones... hHAHAHAHA

And... We found the PERFECT shirt for Amos.. the shirt simply SCREAMS Amos's name...

The first thing that came into our minds when we saw this shirt was 'AMOS'. Maybe we can convince the owner to sell it to Amos. hahahahaha..

There are lots more things in the museum.. but i'm too lazy to post all of them up..

After we were done with all 7 galleries.. i forced ahmah to take pictures with me, and OF me, in front of a very very very pretty nice piece of .. wall. HAHAHAH..

So pretty!

Further la!

And then one to end the day~

For 3 bucks.. the experience was DEFINITELY worth it.. Au Revoir!

KaoBei-ed @
3:39 PM